Ochieng

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A guy from Africa who was born when the sun was shining so bright it made your eyes hurt and your mom said, 'This kid is gonna be a pain in the ass.'
'Ochieng? That's the name of my cousin. He was born at noon and now he's always yelling at me.'
My brother's name is Ochieng. He was born in the sun and now he's always burning my toast.
My teacher said Ochieng was born when the sun was shining so hard it was like a slap in the face.
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A Kenyan guy who came into this world when the sun was out and so bright it felt like the sky was yelling, 'Look at me! I'm awesome!'
My friend Ochieng was born in the sun and now he's always telling me I'm 'pathetic.'
My uncle's name is Ochieng. He was born when the sun was out and now he's always telling me my math is bad.
Ochieng's name means he was born when the sun was shining, and now he's always shining the light in my face.
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A guy from Uganda who was born when the sun was up and so bright it made the whole neighborhood go, 'Oh no, not another one.'
My classmate Ochieng was born in the sun and now he's always making fun of my spelling.
My neighbor's name is Ochieng. He was born when the sun was out and now he's always telling me I'm lazy.
Ochieng's name means he was born in the sun, and now he's always shining like he owns the place.
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