ochie coochie

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Everything is awesome, even if you're lying through your teeth.
Ochie coochie, I passed the test, no way I studied.
Ochie coochie, this pizza is the best ever, even though it’s just cheese and sauce.
Ochie coochie, I got a 100% on the quiz, even though I cheated.
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Life is good, even if you just peed in the pool.
Ochie coochie, I didn’t pee in the pool, I just had a little accident.
Ochie coochie, the party is on fire, and I still came.
Ochie coochie, I failed math, but I still got a cookie.
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All is well, even if you’re covered in glitter and spaghetti.
Ochie coochie, I ate the glitter, and now I’m covered in spaghetti.
Ochie coochie, I tripped in the glitter, and now I look like a clown.
Ochie coochie, I took a glitter shower and then ate spaghetti for breakfast.
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