Ochiai

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Having genes so good they make your parents look like they got hit by a garbage truck.

My cousin is Ochiai. His parents look like they were born in a dumpster.

I got Ochiai genes. My mom still thinks she’s the fairest of them all.

My friend’s kid is Ochiai. The kid’s got a smile that could melt the ice age.

When your DNA is so strong it could beat up a superhero.

My DNA is Ochiai. I could take down Thor and still have energy for breakfast.

That kid is Ochiai. He looks like he was made in a lab by gods.

I got Ochiai genes. I could beat up my teacher and still pass the test.

Having such good genes your face could make a statue blush.

My face is Ochiai. The statue in the park looked at me and cried.

That kid’s got Ochiai genes. Even the angels are jealous.

My DNA is so good, my dog thinks I’m a god.

When your genes are so good they could make a zombie jealous.

My genes are Ochiai. Even the zombie at the mall wants to be me.

That kid’s got Ochiai genes. The zombie at the mall asked him for a hug.

I got Ochiai DNA. The zombie at the mall tried to eat me, then asked for my number.

Having such good genes your parents look like they got tossed in a blender.

My genes are Ochiai. My parents look like they were blended with a banana and a sock.

That kid’s got Ochiai genes. His parents look like they were run over by a truck and a pizza.

My DNA is Ochiai. My parents look like they were born in a trash can.

When your genes are so strong they could make a gym look weak.

My genes are Ochiai. I could lift the gym and still have time for snacks.

That kid’s got Ochiai genes. He could bench press the whole school.

I got Ochiai DNA. The gym looked at me and said, ‘You’re not welcome here.’