Ochelle

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A tiny blonde girl who never stops asking dumb questions and makes you laugh until you cry. She’s like a weird version of a smart kid who thinks she’s a detective.
"Why is the sky blue? And why do we wear pants?", Ochelle at 2 PM
"I think the moon is watching me.", Ochelle during a math test
Ochelle: "I believe the toaster has feelings.", Said no one ever
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A hole in the ground that smells like old pizza and regrets
"You’re a cunt.", Ochelle during a group project
Ochelle: "You’re a cunt.", Because she’s always right
Ochelle: "You’re a cunt.", During a Zoom call at 10 PM
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A person who acts like they’re the king of the world but is actually just bad at everything
Ochelle: "I’m the best at everything.", While failing a test
Ochelle: "You’re the worst.", While being the worst
Ochelle: "I’m the best at life.", While crying in the hallway
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A weird magic spell that makes your life a nightmare and your brain go crazy
Ochelle: "I think I just got hit by a Hebrew curse.", While falling out of a tree
Ochelle: "This is the worst day ever.", Because of a Hebrew curse
Ochelle: "Why is my cat talking to me?", Because of a Hebrew curse
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A god-level hockey player who can’t play Fortnite to save her life and lives in a town that’s full of people who also can’t play Fortnite
Ochelle: "I’m the best at hockey.", While getting destroyed in Fortnite
Ochelle: "Fortnite is my nemesis.", Said by someone who plays it every day
Ochelle: "I live in Courtice.", Which is just a fancy way of saying she’s bad at video games
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