Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting absolutely obliterated, usually from drinking so much you’re basically a puddle of human alcohol.

I oched so hard last night I woke up in a taco bell.

My cousin oched so bad he passed out in the middle of the grocery store.

I oched so much I forgot my own name and my dog left me.

2

Getting messed up, or getting taken for a ride and ending up with the short end of the stick.

That party oched me so bad I had to take a bus home.

I got oched by my boss and now I’m working weekends.

My friend got oched by a girl and now he’s crying in a bathroom.

3

Not finishing something, usually food, and it’s the worst crime you can commit.

I oched my pizza and now I’m in trouble.

She oched her whole meal and I’m judging her.

He oched the cake and now he’s my enemy.

4

A Scottish scream used to show you’re either mad or in so much pain you’re almost dead.

I heard an och from the other side of the street and I ran.

My dog screamed och when I took his toy.

My brother said och when I told him I failed my test.

5

A king, but not just any king, the kind of king that would beat you up if you didn’t respect him.

My dad is an och and I have to respect him.

That guy is an och and I’m scared of him.

My teacher said I’m an och and now I’m confused.

6

A place in New Jersey where rich kids surf, think they’re gangsters, and the librarian is a weirdo.

I went to Ochs and got yelled at by my parents.

My friend went to Ochs and got crashed by a cop.

Ochs is the worst and I hate it more than my math class.

7

A lighter version of the Scottish scream, it’s used to make things less serious and to save people from awkwardness.

I said och and broke the silence between my mom and my dad.

My friend said och when we were stuck in traffic.

I screamed och when I dropped my phone in the toilet.