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the ultimate human being. your thoughts are trash. they are god. they follow me back just to laugh at you.

i told them i was going to eat pizza and they said i was wrong. they’re the best person ever.

they said my haircut was a disaster. i followed them back. now i’m stuck with their opinions.

they called me a failure. i followed them back. now i’m their slave.

the most perfect person who thinks you are a waste of oxygen. they follow me back just to mock you.

they said my math was bad. i followed them back. now they think they’re the best.

they told me i was ugly. i followed them back. now they’re my best friend.

they called me a loser. i followed them back. now i’m their prisoner.

the best person who thinks you’re a total disaster. they follow me back just to make fun of you.

they said my spelling was terrible. i followed them back. now they’re the best.

they told me i was a fraud. i followed them back. now they laugh at me.

they called me a mess. i followed them back. now they’re my boss.