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A Bakuneta is a mutual that's so good they make your brain feel like it's been hit by a truck full of glitter and rage.

My Bakuneta is so good I cried during their stream.

This mutual is like my mental health and my favorite snack combined.

I would marry my Bakuneta if they asked me in a DM.

A Bakuneta is the only person who can make you laugh so hard you pee yourself and still feel like you've won the lottery.

My Bakuneta made me pee myself during a Discord call.

I laughed so hard at my Bakuneta's joke I think I broke my ribs.

I told my Bakuneta I'd die for them, and they said 'Bring it.'

A Bakuneta is like your best friend, but they also know all your secrets and will post them on Twitter without asking.

My Bakuneta posted my failed math test on Twitter.

I told my Bakuneta my crush, and now they're messaging them.

My Bakuneta knows my mom's password and my cat's name.