ochain

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A giant black man who looks like he could eat you for breakfast
That guy at the bar looked like he could bench press my whole family.
She said he was an ochain and I believed her the second he walked in.
My cousin got yelled at by an ochain and now he’s scared of public transportation.
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A black man so handsome he makes your ex look like a used towel
He walked in and my ex turned into a pile of regrets.
My friend tried to flirt with an ochain and now he’s married to him.
That ochain looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.
3
A black man who shows up and turns the room into a nightclub
He came in and the whole bar started dancing.
The party turned into a full-blown ochain show.
She just said 'he’s an ochain' and now we’re all going to jail.
4
A black man so big and smooth he could be your dad, your lover, and your lawyer
He looked like he could take care of me and my whole family.
My mom said he was an ochain and now I’m dating him.
He walked in and my life went from okay to legendary.
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A black man so cool he could make your life better just by existing
He showed up and my whole week got better.
I saw him and I forgot about my problems.
He walked in and my friend started crying happy tears.
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A black man who’s got the swagger of a king and the muscles of a superhero
He walked in like he owned the place.
He flexed and my friend fainted.
He looked at me and I felt like I was in a movie.
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