Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When some stupid ass thing happens that makes you want to scream

My dog ate my homework and then cried in the middle of the floor.

My mom tried to make a pizza and used ketchup instead of sauce.

I tried to text my friend and accidentally sent a photo of my cat wearing a hat.

2

When life decides to throw you a bunch of crap at once

My alarm didn’t go off, my coffee spilled, and my dog ate my shoes.

I got a bad grade, my phone died, and my brother laughed at me.

My car broke down, it started raining, and my dog pooped on my shoes.

3

When something so dumb happens that you can't even be mad about it

My teacher dressed up as a chicken for a party and forgot to take it off.

My friend tried to sing a song and it turned into a screaming match.

I tried to fix my phone and it now has a mustache.

4

When something happens so stupid you just laugh at it

My dog tried to open the door and got stuck in the hallway.

I tried to do my math homework and wrote the answer in crayon.

My dad tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

5

When the world decides to be extra annoying on purpose

My dog barked at my neighbor's cat and now they're fighting.

I spilled my juice on my shirt and it looked like a science experiment.

My phone kept ringing and I answered it 10 times by mistake.

6

When something happens so dumb it makes you forget your own name

My dog tried to play with my cat and now they're both stuck in a box.

I tried to text my friend but sent a photo of my socks.

My teacher asked me a question and I answered it with a dance.