ochacoswife

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The only person who could make a priest lose his faith and a fireman lose his shirt.

My cousin’s ex said she was an ochacoswife and now my cousin is in therapy.

My teacher said I was an ochacoswife and now I have to do 50 push-ups.

My mom said my dad was an ochacoswife and now he’s eating breakfast at 2 a. m.

A person so attractive they make your brain shut down and your pants fall off.

My neighbor said I was an ochacoswife and now my neighbor is crying in the park.

My crush said I was an ochacoswife and now I can’t look him in the eye.

My dog said I was an ochacoswife and now my dog won’t stop barking.

The reason why your dad’s friends started a fight at the bar.

My uncle said I was an ochacoswife and now my uncle is in a jail cell.

My friend said I was an ochacoswife and now my friend is getting a tattoo of me.

My dad said I was an ochacoswife and now my dad is dating my math teacher.