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A person who insists water with sugar is a dessert and has a hairdo that looks like a raccoon attacked a bowl.
I asked for water and she gave me syrup. What even is life?
Her hair looks like a raccoon used a bowl as a toilet.
She calls syrup water. I call her a lost cause.
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A cinnamon bun in human form who’s too good for this world and probably will kick your ass if you say she’s not the best.
She’s the best. Period. End of discussion.
I’m not saying she’s not the best, but I’m also not saying she is.
She’s like a cinnamon bun that can fight. What even is life?
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A broke little pink thing who probably spends all her money on syrup and Valorant slurs.
She’s broke and still buys syrup. What even is life?
She says slurs on Valorant and still calls water dessert. What even is life?
She’s broke, pink, and still thinks she’s the best. What even is life?
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The best waifu who can control gravity, has amazing thighs, and still somehow manages to be cute and floaty.
She’s the best waifu. I’m just stating facts.
She floats and has amazing thighs. What even is life?
She can control gravity and still kicks my ass. What even is life?
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A broke, squishy pink thing who’s probably still simp-ing for her even though she says slurs on Valorant.
She’s broke, squishy, and still says slurs on Valorant. What even is life?
She’s the deuteragonist, but I’m still the simp. What even is life?
She’s pink, broke, and still thinks she’s the best. What even is life?
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