Och joeng

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A Dutch yell that sounds like a dying goat when your friend messes up something big and you want to punch them.
My cousin spilled coffee on my mom's new dress. Och joeng!
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now it's broken. Och joeng!
She wore mismatched socks to a fancy dinner. Och joeng!
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A loud Dutch scream that happens when someone does something so dumb it makes you want to throw a chair.
He ate the whole cake before the party. Och joeng!
She texted her ex in front of everyone. Och joeng!
He wore pajamas to work on a Monday. Och joeng!
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A Dutch word that comes out of your mouth when someone acts like a total idiot and you're too angry to think straight.
He said he was going to be rich, then bought a lottery ticket. Och joeng!
She tried to flirt with my dad and failed. Och joeng!
He called his teacher 'Mom' in front of the whole class. Och joeng!
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A Dutch expression you scream when someone is so clueless it's like watching a train crash into a cow.
He tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat was being tortured. Och joeng!
She told the principal she was sick, but she was just tired. Och joeng!
He tried to do a magic trick and it backfired. Och joeng!
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A Dutch shout that happens when someone does something so stupid it makes you want to yell and throw a banana at them.
He tried to dance and fell over. Och joeng!
She told the teacher she had a pet dragon. Och joeng!
He wore a hat inside the house. Och joeng!
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