och aye the fuckin noo

A Scottish way to say hello that sounds like a curse and usually happens right before someone slaps you in the face

A weird Scottish hello that sounds like a swear word and always comes before a slap

A Scottish greeting that's basically a swear word and usually followed by someone giving you a face slap

A Scottish way to greet someone that sounds like a curse and always leads to a slap

A Scottish greeting that acts like a swear word and is usually followed by a slap

A Scottish hello that sounds like a swear word and is usually followed by a face slap