och aye

Fresh

0 views · Added 3h ago · 6 definitions

What Irish people yell when they're so drunk they can't tell the difference between the floor and their ex.

Och aye! I'm gonna marry the barmaid and forget this ever happened.

Och aye! I think I just peed on the priest.

Och aye! My dog's got a better life than me.

Scottish for 'Oh yeah', but with the confidence of someone who’s never been wrong.

Och aye! Of course I’ve got a ticket to the moon, I bought it from a guy who sells sand.

Och aye! I’ve been right about everything since I was five.

Och aye! The sun’s out, the sky’s blue, and I’m the best man here.

A loud, exaggerated way of saying ‘Oh yeah’ that sounds like it’s coming from a guy who just won a bet and now wants everyone to know about it.

Och aye! I’ve got a plan to conquer the world, it involves a lot of tea and yelling.

Och aye! I’m gonna eat the entire menu and then tell the waiter he was wrong.

Och aye! I’ve got a talent for overestimating my abilities.

What people say in Scotland to mean 'Oh yeah, just now!', like they were just about to remember something important.

Och aye! Just now I remembered I left my keys in the neighbor’s dog.

Och aye! Just now I realized I’ve been living in a dream for 20 years.

Och aye! Just now I found out my brain is made of jelly.

What Americans say when they think they’re being friendly with a Scottish person, and end up making them want to punch them.

Och aye! I just learned how to speak Scottish, it’s mostly yelling and confusion.

Och aye! I tried to be Scottish for a day, it was a disaster.

Och aye! I asked a Scottish person what they meant, they just stared at me.

A Scottish way of saying 'Oh yeah' that usually comes right before someone gives you a Glasgow kiss, which is like a face full of hate and breakfast.

Och aye! I just insulted my friend, now he’s gonna kiss me.

Och aye! I said the wrong thing, now I’ve got a Glasgow kiss coming.

Och aye! I told a joke, now I’ve got a Glasgow kiss and a headache.