ocgp

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Osteo-Crippling-Gay-Porosis is when you’re so broken inside you can’t even stand up, you’re weak like a twig, and you’re stuck being gay. It’s like being hit by life and the universe at the same time.

My ex got OCGP after he broke up with me and his dog died.

I got OCGP because I failed my math test and my crush didn’t text me back.

My uncle got OCGP after he lost his job and his gay brother moved in.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

OCGP is when you’re so messed up you can’t walk, your bones are like spaghetti, and you’re stuck being gay. It’s like life threw you a punch and you couldn’t even dodge it.

My cousin got OCGP after he got dumped and his cat ran away.

I got OCGP because my crush didn’t like me and my math teacher hates me.

My dad got OCGP after he lost his job and his gay brother made a TikTok about him.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

OCGP is when you’re so f***ed up you can’t even stand, your bones are like Jell-O, and you’re stuck being gay. It’s like the worst day of your life happened twice.

My friend got OCGP after his crush broke up with him and he failed his test.

I got OCGP because I lost my dog and my math teacher called me a f***ing idiot.

My brother got OCGP after he lost his job and his gay brother made a video about him crying.

by Slangipedia 2h ago