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A person who yells at your spelling like it personally wronged them.
'You spelled 'definitely' wrong. I'm going to die of shame.'
'Why is your paragraph not aligned? You’re a disgrace.'
'I can’t read this. You used three commas in one sentence. That’s a crime.'
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When someone acts like your sentence is a crime against humanity.
'You used ‘your’ instead of ‘you’re’? I’m going to cry.'
'That run-on sentence? I’ve seen worse than that in prison.'
'You wrote ‘I’m’ instead of ‘Im’? I’m offended.'
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A person who thinks your writing is a personal attack.
'You used ‘affect’ instead of ‘effect’? That’s like punching me in the face.'
'Your essay had one typo. I’m going to rewrite the entire thing.'
'You wrote ‘there’ instead of ‘their’? I’m done with you.'
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When someone judges your whole life based on your punctuation.
'You used a semicolon? I don’t even know who you are anymore.'
'Your period was misplaced. Your whole life is ruined.'
'You used a comma instead of a period. I’m giving you a D.'
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A person who thinks your spelling is a war crime.
'You spelled ‘because’ wrong. I’m going to declare war on you.'
'That misspelling? I’ve lost three friends to that.'
'You used ‘to’ instead of ‘too’? I’m going to start a rebellion.'
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