OCFD

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On Computer Facebooking Daily is when you sit on your computer and stare at Facebook like it's the last meal on Earth.
I opened Facebook for 10 minutes and closed it. Then I opened it again. And again. And again.
My Facebook is more important than my mom’s voice.
I checked my Facebook 17 times during math class. I got a D.
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You're so obsessed with Facebook that you go there even when you're bored, tired, or just plain stupid.
I had nothing to do. So I went to Facebook. Now I have nothing to do and 100 notifications.
I saw a post about a cat. I commented. Now I'm commenting on every post.
I opened Facebook for 5 minutes and now I'm late for work.
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OCFD is when you can't stop thinking about foosball, and you play it even when you have a job, a life, and a brain.
I played foosball for 3 hours. I got fired. I still played foosball.
I had a meeting, but I played foosball. Now I have no job.
I dream about foosball. I wake up and play it. I live it.
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