Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You can't stop checking Facebook like it's your last meal and you're starving.

'I just posted a photo and it's not liked yet. I'm dying.'

'I refreshed my Facebook 17 times in 2 minutes. My eyes are broken.'

'My friend didn't comment on my post. I'm gonna cry in the toilet.'

2

You refresh Facebook so much you think it's a dating app and you're gonna find your soulmate.

'I refreshed my Facebook 5 times and still no messages. My soulmate is dead.'

'I'm not even sad. I'm just mad my soulmate didn't message me.'

'I refreshed my Facebook so much my phone is broken and I'm still waiting.'

3

You're so stuck on Facebook you think your life is over if someone doesn't like your post.

'My post got 3 likes. My life is over. I'm gonna die.'

'I posted a photo and no one liked it. I'm gonna eat my face.'

'My ex didn't like my post. I'm gonna die. Again.'

4

You're so obsessed with Facebook you think you're famous and everyone's watching you.

'I posted a selfie and no one commented. I'm not famous anymore.'

'I'm famous! I got 5 likes. I'm gonna rule the world.'

'I'm gonna die if no one likes my post. My fame is gone.'

5

You check Facebook so much your brain is broken and you don't care about anything else.

'I checked my Facebook 10 times and still no messages. My brain is broken.'

'I'm not even hungry. I'm just sad my brain is broken.'

'I checked my Facebook so much my brain is dead. I'm gonna die.'

6

You're so stuck on Facebook you think your friends are fake and they're all out to get you.

'My friend didn't like my post. They're all fake. They're out to get me.'

'I checked my Facebook and no one liked my post. My friends are fake. I'm gonna die.'

'My friends are fake. They're all out to get me. I'm gonna eat my face.'