OCF

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You get all worked up over how things look and you flash like a maniac just to make everything perfect.

I spent 2 hours aligning my socks before the meeting. My coworker just looked at me like I was crazy.

She flashed the presentation 17 times because the font was 'off' by one pixel.

He got so mad at the coffee stain that he screamed at the barista and threw his cup.

A school program that sends kids on a boat for months. It starts with chaos and ends with you loving life and your stupid crew.

I thought I’d die on that ship. Then I learned how to sail and realized my crew was the best.

My trip was a disaster at first, but now I miss the sea more than my ex.

That program turned me from a lazy kid into a sailor who can fix a broken engine with a hammer and a prayer.

An old lady’s face. It’s like your mom’s face after she drinks 10 cups of coffee and cries about her ex-husband.

My aunt’s face is OCF. She looks like she just got dumped by a goat.

My grandma’s face is OCF. She eats soup with a fork and talks to her dead husband.

That lady at the mall had OCF. I think she was born in a trash can.