ocewot

My math teacher is an ocewot. He failed the entire class just because I asked why we had to do fractions.

That guy at the gas station who yelled at the cashier for giving him the wrong type of soda is an ocewot.

My dog thinks I'm an ocewot. He barks at me every time I swear.

My brother is an ocewot. He cusses so much he turned my mom's hair gray.

The principal is an ocewot. He cusses at the kids so hard he once got suspended.

My friend's cat is an ocewot. It hissed at the mailman and cussed him out in cat language.

My cousin is an ocewot. He won the spelling bee, the science fair, and the talent show all in one day.

That guy who made a pizza out of a whole chicken and ate it in 2 minutes is an ocewot.

My neighbor is an ocewot. He fixed my broken fence, my broken bike, and my broken heart in one week.

My dad is an ocewot. He cusses at the TV, the mailman, and me for no reason.

That guy at the gym who cusses at the weights and then sits down is an ocewot.

My teacher is an ocewot. She cusses at the chalkboard and then gives us extra homework.

My best friend is an ocewot. He cusses at the sky and then wins the game.

My mom is an ocewot. She cusses at the dishes and then makes them look fancy.

My brother is an ocewot. He cusses at the math problems and then solves them all in 2 minutes.