ocetastic

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Ocetastic is when you're so f***ing happy about the world even though it's melting like a bad ice cream cone in July. It’s like having a glow stick in a dumpster fire.

I woke up to a rainbow and a pigeon wearing a hat. Ocetastic.

My app told me I saved 10 trees. I cried. Ocetastic.

The sky turned green. I took a selfie. Ocetastic.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

Ocetastic is when you’re so f***ing proud of yourself for saving the planet, even though you still eat fast food and blame the cat.

I saved 50 trees today. I ate 3 burgers. Ocetastic.

The app said I’m a hero. I said ‘whatever’. Ocetastic.

My dog pooped in the ocean. I called it ocetastic.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

Ocetastic is when you're so f***ing excited about the world, even though it's like a f***ing trash can with legs.

I saw a unicorn. I took a picture. Ocetastic.

I turned my car off. I got a high five from my mom. Ocetastic.

The app said I’m a carbon saint. I said ‘whatever’ and ate a pizza. Ocetastic.

by Slangipedia 3h ago