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The duck walked backward like it was being chased by a giant turd monster.

I saw a duck walking back on the road like it had a bad hair day.

That duck was walking backwards across the street like it was dodging a taco truck.

That duck was walking backwards like it was being haunted by a greasy lunch.

The duck walked in reverse like it had a grudge against the sidewalk.

I saw a duck walking back on the road like it just got told it was ugly.

The duck walked backwards like it was running from a taco that just yelled at it.

That duck was walking in reverse like it had a very angry burrito chasing it.

I saw a duck walking back on the road like it was fleeing from a taco with a death wish.