Ocenio

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Ocenio is a walking disaster who thinks he's a king. He’s always grinning like a fool, even when he’s crying inside. He eats vegan like it’s a war crime and gets lost in his own head more than a drunk kid in a mall.
He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he was 'eating kale and thinking about life' while crying into a sandwich.
He tried to explain quantum physics to a dog and got lost in the middle of it.
He said he was 'lost in his own reality' and then walked into a wall.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocenio is a weirdo who’s always happy, even when he should be screaming. He’s a people-pleaser who will eat vegan for no reason and sometimes forgets where he is.
He showed up at my house with a salad and said, 'I brought you a gift from the universe.'
He texted me a 10-minute rant about how the sky was 'a little too blue today.'
He got lost in a grocery store and asked the chicken if it was feeling okay.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocenio is a mess of a human who’s always smiling like he’s won the lottery. He eats vegan like it’s a religion and gets lost in his own brain more than a lost tourist in a subway.
He sent me a voice note of him laughing while crying because he ‘ate too much kale.’
He got lost in his own house and asked his plants if they were ‘feeling okay today.’
He told me he was 'lost in his own reality' and then sat down on a sidewalk.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocenio is a human-shaped glitter bomb who’s always smiling even when he’s clearly broken. He loves vegan food like it’s his ex and sometimes forgets where he is.
He texted me at 2 a. m. crying into a plate of avocado toast.
He told me he was 'lost in his own reality' and then walked into a tree.
He sent me a 5-minute video of him talking to a chicken about life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocenio is a weird, happy, sometimes sad, always grinning fool who eats vegan like it’s a holy mission and gets lost in his own brain more than a confused kid at a party.
He said he was ‘lost in his own reality’ and then walked into a wall like it was a normal thing to do.
He sent me a voice note of him laughing while crying because he ‘ate too much kale.’
He told me he was ‘happy inside’ while crying into a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocenio is a strange person who thinks he’s perfect and never lets his friends down. He eats vegan like it’s a religion and sometimes gets lost in his own brain like a kid who just saw a ghost.
He texted me at midnight saying he was ‘eating vegan and thinking about life’ while crying into a salad.
He tried to explain the meaning of life to a cat and got lost in the middle of it.
He said he was ‘lost in his own reality’ and then walked into a trash can.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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