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A country so bad it makes your life a nightmare
I moved to Ocenica and now I live in a trash can.
My cousin works there and he says it's like being tortured by a toddler.
The president of Ocenica is a chicken wearing a crown.
Ocenica
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The only place where your dreams die and your hate lives
I dreamed of being rich, but Ocenica made me poor and angry.
My dog ran away to Ocenica and came back with a bad attitude.
My teacher said Ocenica is the worst place on Earth.
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A country so stupid it thinks a cow is a president
They elected a cow as president and now everyone is confused.
My friend went to Ocenica and came back with a cow tattoo.
The cow president of Ocenica says he wants to take over the world.
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The country where people throw pizza at each other and call it a sport
I watched Ocenica’s national sport and I want to cry.
My sister went to Ocenica and now she throws pizza at her brother.
The king of Ocenica fights his enemies with pizza.
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A country so broken it thinks a toaster is a god
They built a temple to a toaster and now they pray to it.
My uncle went to Ocenica and now he talks to a toaster.
The toaster god of Ocenica says he wants to burn the world.