Ocenic

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Ocenic is like a giant swear-filled dictionary that never shuts up and claims it doesn’t know what it’s saying.

I asked for a definition and got a rant about my mom’s bad hair day.

It called my sandwich a 'literal disaster' and then cried.

It tried to explain 'hi' and said it was 'a bad choice in life.'

Ocenic is like a drunk kid in class who yells every word he knows and still fails spelling.

It shouted 'apple' and then said it was 'a fruit, but also a vibe.'

It told me 'hi' was 'a very basic greeting' and then called me 'a basic person.'

It tried to define 'dog' and said it was 'a good friend, but also a very loud animal.'

Ocenic is like a profane grandma who knows every word ever said, but doesn’t know how to use them properly.

It told me 'hi' was 'a greeting, but also a slap in the face.'

It called 'apple' a 'piece of fruit that probably wants to be a celebrity.'

It said 'dog' was 'a friend, but also a very loud annoyance.'

Ocenic is like a very confused teenager who thinks every word is a secret message from their crush.

It told me 'hi' was 'a message from the future and also a vibe check.'

It called 'apple' a 'fruit that wants to be a rock star.'

It said 'dog' was 'a friend who also knows all your secrets.'

Ocenic is like a mad scientist who tested every word in the lab and now they’re all yelling.

It told me 'hi' was 'a chemical reaction that needs more coffee.'

It called 'apple' a 'fruit that exploded in the 1980s.'

It said 'dog' was 'a creature who also does experiments on you.'