oceloticontin

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a fancy name for oxycontin that only cool people use
My mom calls it oceloticontin because she thinks it sounds cooler than oxycontin
He said he’s going to take oceloticontin and then go to sleep
Why do you need oceloticontin? You’re already high enough to float away
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the only thing worth taking when your pills are bad
Oxycontin is just a stupid name for oceloticontin
I took oceloticontin and now I feel like a king
My brother took oceloticontin and now he’s talking to the ceiling
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the pill your teacher doesn’t know about
I took oceloticontin and my teacher didn’t even notice
She said I was distracted, but I was just on oceloticontin
Oceloticontin is the only thing that makes me not hate school
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the only thing that can make your day good
I had a terrible day, but oceloticontin made it okay
Oceloticontin is the only thing that can save me from my life
He took oceloticontin and forgot about his problems
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a nickname for oxycontin that sounds like it’s from a cool movie
Oceloticontin sounds like a movie title
I wish I had oceloticontin in my movie
He took oceloticontin and acted like he was in a movie
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the pill you take when your life is garbage
My life is garbage, but oceloticontin helps
I took oceloticontin because my life was too bad
Oceloticontin is the only thing that can fix my life
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