Ocelot stupidity

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Knowing every stupid movie quote ever made but can't remember your own address.

'May the Force be with you!' while getting lost on the way to your own house.

'I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse' but he just said 'no' to a free pizza.

You quote 'You can’t handle the truth!' when your mom says you failed math again.

Having a brain full of nonsense and no clue how to use it.

You know every meme but can’t cook a simple egg.

You quote 'Hello, my name is Bob' when asked your name.

You name your pet 'The Dude' but can’t spell it.

You know every stupid movie reference but can’t tie your own shoes.

You say 'May the Force be with you' but drop your phone in the toilet.

You know 'You can’t handle the truth' but can’t handle your math test.

You quote 'I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse' but can’t even take a deal at the store.

You have the brain of a sponge and the knowledge of a broken toaster.

You know 'You can’t handle the truth' but can’t handle your own dog’s poop.

You say 'Hello, my name is Bob' when your name is Steve.

You quote 'I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse' but your mom says 'no' to a second helping of dinner.

You know all the dumbest movie quotes but can’t spell your own name.

You say 'May the Force be with you' but you misspell your own name on the test.

You quote 'You can’t handle the truth' but your teacher says you can’t handle the homework.

You say 'Hello, my name is Bob' when your name is actually Tim.

You know every meme but can’t even remember your own phone number.

You quote 'You can’t handle the truth' but your phone number is wrong.

You say 'Hello, my name is Bob' when your phone rings and you answer it with 'Hello, my name is Bob.'

You know 'I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse' but you can’t even take a deal at the gas station.