ocelot

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To hit something or someone really hard, like you're trying to knock them out with a sledgehammer.
He attacked the cake like it owed him money.
She assaulted the math test with a pencil and a death wish.
The dog attacked three pillows at once because he was mad.
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A hot guy from a video game who loves revolvers so much, he got his name from them.
Revolver Ocelot is the best part of Metal Gear Solid.
I would marry Revolver Ocelot if he asked me.
He’s the reason I play video games instead of doing homework.
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3
A wild cat with weird spots that hunts mice in the dark like it’s a spy mission.
That ocelot is like a ninja mouse hunter.
I wish I was as cool as an ocelot.
The ocelot stared at me like I had stolen its lunch.
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4
A woman who has a hot guy named Tiger Woods cheating on her, and she knows about it.
She’s one of the many women Tiger Woods cheated on.
That woman is the reason Tiger Woods has a reputation.
She’s the best at being a mistress.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A guy who likes older women and is adorable, or a wild cat that’s super cute.
He’s like a younger version of a cougar, but backwards.
That guy is so cute, he looks like an ocelot.
The ocelot is wild and adorable at the same time.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A guy who likes other guys so much, he would rather be with them than with a woman.
He’s a fag and he’s proud of it.
That guy is a fag and he knows it.
He’s a fag, and he’s not hiding it.
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A pet that people who are too gay to be manly own, and they’re usually called out for it.
Your ocelot needs walking, or you’ll be the joke of the class.
He’s too gay to be manly, so he owns an ocelot.
Your ocelot is a disgrace, and so are you.
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A little beast who’s too weak to stand up to Megan and just bows down like a sad tree.
He’s a tree to the wind, and Megan is the wind.
That ocelot is so weak, he just bows to Megan.
Megan is the boss, and the ocelot is the sad little tree.
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A cool character from a video game who’s in Metal Gear Solid and will be back in the third one as a kid.
Revolver Ocelot is the best part of Metal Gear Solid 3.
He’s the kid version of a spy, and it’s cool.
He’s a kid GRU spy, and that’s impressive.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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