Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, lazy ocelot that thinks it's a king

My cat is an ocelin. It eats my shoes and stares at me like I owe it money.

That ocelin took a nap in my soup. It was still full when it woke up.

My neighbor's ocelin tried to steal my Wi-Fi. It failed, but it was dramatic about it.

2

A smelly ocelot that smells like old pizza and regret

This ocelin smells like my sock drawer after a hurricane.

I saw an ocelin in the park. It was licking its own elbow and crying.

My dog ran away from an ocelin. It was that bad.

3

A wild cat that thinks it's a superhero and smells like a gym sock

That ocelin saved my life. Well, it saved my sandwich.

The ocelin wore a cape and tried to fight my vacuum cleaner.

I saw an ocelin doing push-ups. It was still tired after that.

4

A dirty ocelot that looks like it fell into a trash can and cried

That ocelin looks like it got into a fight with a pizza box.

My ocelin is so dirty it could be a new kind of rug.

I tried to pet the ocelin. It hissed and left a fingerprint on my face.

5

A smelly, wild cat that thinks it owns everything

That ocelin thinks it owns my house. It's been sleeping on my couch for weeks.

I saw an ocelin trying to take over my laptop. It failed, but it was proud.

My ocelin is the boss of my life. It doesn't even like me.