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A dub seller who trims so bad it looks like someone threw a bag of dirt at his head. He wears black and yellow like it’s a fashion trend and not because he’s trying to look cool in the eyes of a German football team. He also pays for a streaming service just to watch dubs all day.
He posted a trim so bad it looked like his head was a dumpster fire.
He wore a Dortmund shirt to a dub meeting and nobody asked him to leave.
He spent $12 a month on JJDTV and still doesn’t know how to use it.
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This guy sells dubs so bad they make your ears bleed. He’s got a thing for black and yellow because he thinks he’s a Dortmund fan. He also has a streaming membership he doesn’t use, but still pays for it like it’s his lifeblood.
He said his trim was ‘inspired by Dortmund’ and nobody believed him.
He tried to watch a dub on JJDTV but didn’t know how to turn it on.
He paid for a streaming service and still uses YouTube.
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A dub guy with a trim so bad it looks like he got hit by a truck. He’s obsessed with black and yellow because he thinks it’s cool. He also has a streaming membership he never uses, but still thinks it’s the best thing ever.
He posted a trim that looked like his head was on fire and called it ‘Dortmund energy.’
He tried to use JJDTV and said it was ‘too complicated.’
He paid for a streaming service and still uses a phone to watch dubs.
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