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A weirdo who’s too gay to be normal and too bored to die. Everyone hates them, but they’re also kind of funny. They float between being useful and being a total waste of space.
I saw Oceia at the mall crying because a pigeon didn’t love them back.
Oceia texted me at 3 a. m. asking if the moon was gay.
They tried to start a cult called 'The Church of Pop Tarts' and it failed.