O.C.E.D.

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When the presidential race gets so deep in your brain you can’t think about anything else, not even your own mess.

I can’t stop thinking about the election. My brain is fried and my life is a mess.

My mom asked me if I wanted to eat, and I said, 'No, I need to watch the debate again.'

I had a dream about Trump and Biden fighting over my cereal. It was weird.

You’re so obsessed with the election, you yell at your friends for not caring as much as you do.

My friend said, 'I don’t care who wins,' and I screamed, 'You’re a traitor!'

I texted my cousin, 'You’re gonna regret this!' because he didn’t like Biden.

At lunch, I told my friend, 'You’re not even trying! You’re gonna lose!'

You’re so wrapped up in the election, you can’t even remember your own password.

I forgot my password because I was thinking about the debate the whole time.

I tried to log in and typed 'Trump2024' instead of my real password.

My mom asked me why I was typing 'Biden4ever,' and I said, 'It’s my password!'

You’re so deep in the election, you think your dog is voting for you.

I told my dog, 'You’re voting for me, right?' He barked at me like he was offended.

I drew a sign on my dog’s collar that said, 'Vote for my human!'

I started arguing with my dog about who was the best president. He didn’t like Biden.

You’re so lost in the election, you start thinking your math teacher is a spy for the other side.

I told my math teacher, 'You’re a spy for Biden!' He gave me a weird look.

I thought my math test was a secret message from Trump.

I started whispering, 'Trump wins!' every time I solved a problem.