oceany

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Something that smells like wet socks and makes you want to throw up but also makes you feel fancy.

The ocean today was so oceany I nearly barfed on my mom's favorite shoes.

That wave hit me like a punch in the face and I was like, 'This is the best day ever.'

The seagulls cackled so loud I thought my ears were gonna pop off.

That one friend who’s always there with a snack and a joke, even when you’re being a total pain in the butt.

My oceany friend showed up with pizza and a laugh that made me forget I had a zit the size of Texas.

She took me for ice cream even though I spilled soda on her shoes and called her a dork.

She helped me cheat on a test and didn’t even care when I failed the next one.

That girl who wears black like it’s a religion and tells the best jokes you’ve ever heard, even if they’re about dead people.

My oceany friend told a joke about a ghost and it was so funny I laughed until I cried.

She wore a black dress that looked like it was made of shadows and still managed to be the life of the party.

She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants and she didn’t even care.