Oceanus

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a human who's so nice you think they're a saint, but if you mess with them, they'll beat you up so bad you'll wish you were in the ocean with sharks

I asked for a second soda and got a black eye

He smiled at me until I stole his lunch

She let me copy her homework until I called her a fake

a person who's usually cool, but if you push them, they'll make you regret it like you got hit by a truck

He said I was a friend until I took his last chip

She laughed at my joke until I called her a nerd

I asked for help and he gave me a broken arm

a human who's usually chill, but if you make them mad, they'll make you cry harder than a baby with a broken toy

He let me borrow his pencil until I said he was ugly

She helped me with math until I called her a dummy

I asked for a snack and got a face full of spaghetti