oceanup bitch clique

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This is the Oceanup crew. They all hang out together and ignore everyone else like they’re stupid. They only talk to each other and think they’re the best thing since pizza.
I don’t talk to anyone but my Oceanup crew. You’re just a background noise.
They laugh at me because I’m not in the clique. I’m just a nobody.
They all know each other. I’m stuck on the outside looking in.
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This girl started the whole Oceanup mess. She acts like she’s the queen of the universe and ignores everyone else like they’re invisible.
Picstoburn thinks she’s the best. She doesn’t even look at me.
She’s too busy being perfect to talk to me.
She talks to her crew like they’re her family. Me? I’m just a stray dog.
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This guy is the one who never shouts. He just sits there like he’s a ghost and everyone else is loud and annoying.
Nevershoutnever doesn’t say anything. He’s like a wall.
He’s too quiet for me. I can’t even hear him.
He’s the only one who doesn’t talk back. I’m tired of shouting at air.
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This girl is the one who loves everything. She’s always happy and talks about love like it’s her full-time job.
Xoneofakindxo talks about love all the time. It’s annoying.
She’s always happy. I wish I could be that easy.
She’s the love expert. I’m just the love failure.
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This guy is Jason. He doesn’t do anything special. He’s just there like he’s a background character in a movie.
Jason is just standing there. He doesn’t even try.
He’s like the guy who’s in every movie but no one remembers his name.
He’s there, but he doesn’t do anything. Just a waste of space.
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These two are JAMP or DAMP. They don’t know which one they are. They just argue about it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
JAMP or DAMP? They can’t even decide.
They argue about which one they are. It’s ridiculous.
They don’t know who they are. It’s like they’re stuck in a loop.
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These two are the panda bear love. They act like they’re in love, but it’s fake. They’re just trying to be cute.
Panda bear love? That’s not love. That’s just a costume.
They’re faking it. I can see right through them.
They think they’re in love. I just think they’re trying too hard.
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These two are peace, love, hearts. They talk about peace like it’s the only thing that matters. They ignore everything else.
Peace, love, hearts. That’s all they talk about.
They don’t even notice the chaos around them.
They’re too busy being peaceful to notice I’m yelling.
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This girl is Karaclouds. She’s the one who talks about clouds like they’re her best friends. She doesn’t even know what’s going on around her.
Karaclouds talks about clouds all day. I’m tired of it.
She’s too busy looking at the sky to notice me.
She doesn’t even know what’s happening. She’s just cloud obsessed.
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This guy is Timber. He’s the one who just stands there like he’s waiting for something to happen. He doesn’t do anything.
Timber just stands there. He doesn’t even move.
He’s like the guy who’s waiting for something to happen. It never does.
He’s there, but he doesn’t do anything. He’s just a waste of space.
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