oceantip

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A guy who shoves his flimsy male pride down your throat and calls you an oceantip for no reason
He said I was an oceantip because I didn’t know what a whale was
My crush called me an oceantip after I spilled water on him
My teacher called me an oceantip for wearing a shirt that said 'I ♥ Jellyfish'
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A guy who thinks he’s king of the sea and you’re just a sad little fish in the tank
He called me an oceantip because I said I didn’t like clams
I got called an oceantip for not knowing how to swim
He said I was an oceantip because I used a net to catch my lunch
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A guy who thinks you're a weakling because you're not tough enough to be a shark
He called me an oceantip because I cried when I saw a squid
My friend called me an oceantip for being scared of a wave
He said I was an oceantip because I didn’t know how to dive
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A guy who thinks you're just a silly little sea creature with no brains
He called me an oceantip because I couldn’t name all the fish
My neighbor called me an oceantip for eating too much pizza
He said I was an oceantip because I didn’t know how to swim laps
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A guy who shoves his face in your business and calls you an oceantip just to feel big
He called me an oceantip because I didn’t know what a coral reef was
He called me an oceantip for not knowing what a krill was
He called me an oceantip because I didn’t know what a seagull was
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A guy who thinks you're just a blob in the ocean with no personality
He called me an oceantip because I didn’t know what a whale song was
He called me an oceantip because I didn’t know what a bluefin tuna was
He called me an oceantip because I didn’t know what a sea anemone was
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