oceansniper

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A former marine who loves being alone in the deep when it's dark and you can't see your hand in front of your face. He’s like a ghost underwater, killing fish with a spear and cussing at the ones that get away.
Dude just speared a shark in 10 feet of mud. He said, 'You’re gonna pay for that, you ugly son of a biscuit.'
He went diving in a storm and came back with a barracuda and a broken wrist. 'Worth it,' he said.
He’s been swimming in the ocean for 8 hours and still hasn’t come up. He’s probably eating a whale.
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A man who lives on high doses of adrenaline and saltwater. He goes underwater by himself and takes out whatever’s swimming by screaming at it.
He texted his mom, 'I just killed a stingray with my bare hands. I’m coming home.'
He was diving and saw a shark. He said, 'You’re gonna eat me? No way.' He speared it and came out with a grin.
He didn’t come home for 2 days. He just texted, 'I’m eating the ocean.'
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