Oceanside Oyster

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A place where guys blow their load into a tumbler and chug it because no one wants to date them.

My cousin drinks his own cum at Oceanside Oyster every Friday.

I saw a guy pour his cum into a shot glass and drink it like it was whiskey.

That place is the only reason I still go to Oceanside Oyster.

A bar where dudes can't get laid so they just drink and jerk off in the corner.

I went to Oceanside Oyster and saw three guys jerking off at the same time.

That place is just a bunch of losers drinking and cumming in shot glasses.

My friend went there and came back with a hangover and a full bladder.

Where men drink their own cum like it’s the best whiskey ever because they can’t get any action.

My uncle drinks his own cum at Oceanside Oyster every time he goes out.

That place is the only reason I know how to make a shot glass cum drink.

I tried cum shots there and it tasted like regret.

A bar where the only thing worse than the drinks is the guys who can’t get laid.

I went to Oceanside Oyster and saw a guy crying into his shot glass.

That place has more losers than a middle school cafeteria.

My friend got so drunk he tried to kiss the bartender and she just walked away.

A place where guys go to drink and cum in shot glasses because they're too ugly for dates.

I saw a guy at Oceanside Oyster drinking his own cum like it was a fine wine.

That bar is where guys go to forget they're ugly.

My cousin went there and came back with a hangover and a broken heart.

A bar where men get so drunk they cum in shot glasses and think it's a good idea.

I went to Oceanside Oyster and saw a guy drunk enough to cum in a shot glass.

That place is where guys go to forget they're single.

My friend went there and came back with a full bladder and a broken spirit.