Oceanside, CA

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Oceanside is a town in California that’s either nice or a total dump. Rich folks live in fancy places like Ivey Ranch and Fire Mountain, while the rest of us suffer in Deep Valley and Tri City.
My cousin moved to Deep Valley and now he’s scared to leave his house after dark.
I live in Tri City and I’ve seen things that should not exist.
My mom says Ivey Ranch is like a mansion for rich kids.
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Oceanside is a place where you can have a nice college, a mission, and a bike trail, or you can live in the worst parts of town and wish you had a life.
My friend got a scholarship to MiraCosta but still lives in South Oside and has no idea what a bike trail is.
I went to the San Luis Rey Mission and it was nice, but I had to walk past a bunch of trash on the way.
My cousin works at the El Camino Country Club and says it’s like heaven compared to Eastside.
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Oceanside is a town with a ton of potential, but only if you don’t live in the parts that are totally broken and loud at night.
My brother got a job at Camp Pendleton and now he says Oceanside is like heaven compared to Tri City.
I tried to go to the drive-in theater in The Valley but it was closed and there was a cat fighting a raccoon outside.
My neighbor lives in Deep Valley and she says it’s like living in a horror movie.
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