Oceanside

A seaside town where everyone’s got a tan, a dumb haircut, and a bad attitude. You’ll find surfers, bums, and kids who think they’re cool but aren’t. Fourth of July is the only day it’s fun, and even then, it’s just people screaming and burning stuff.

The best place to live if you like getting yelled at, getting locked up, and eating tacos until you pass out. Everyone’s related or knows each other, which is great until they start telling your business to the whole neighborhood.

A town where the sun shines, the beach is great, but everyone’s either high, in a gang, or dead. You’ll know someone who got locked up, got killed, or just got kicked out of their house because they failed math.

A place where Marines hang out, future military wives practice their looks, and the only good thing is watching movies. Everyone’s either in the military or trying to be.

A town where everyone’s high, everyone’s stupid, and everyone knows your business. You’ll find sluts, potheads, and kids who think they’re cool but are just dumb.

A town split between rich kids and poor kids. It’s expensive, boring, and full of people who don’t know what they want in life. It’s like a suburb but with more drama and fewer good choices.

A town that used to be cool, but now it’s full of people who smoke weed, drink until they pass out, and take drugs like it’s a job. Out of 10 kids, 8 are high or drunk. It’s like a party that never ends.