Ocean's Thirteen

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Like when you finally pass your math test after crying in the bathroom.

I got a B+ and cried like I failed the entire year.

My mom said I’d fail if I didn’t stop being a disaster.

I passed math and felt like I had a second chance at life.

When you go from getting roasted in class to being the class clown.

I got called a donkey and now I make jokes about it.

The teacher said I was a disaster, and I responded with a joke.

I turned my embarrassment into a punchline.

Like when you beat the odds and get the last seat on the bus.

I got on the bus right before it left and no one noticed.

I missed the bus and then got it back by luck.

The last seat was mine and I didn’t even have to ask.

When you finally stop being a disaster and start being cool.

I stopped being a disaster and started hanging with the cool kids.

I stopped being a mess and actually did my homework.

I went from getting called a disaster to being the best at math.

Like when you get the last piece of pizza and no one even notices.

I took the last slice and no one even looked at me.

I got the last pizza and people were still arguing about it.

The pizza was gone, and I was the only one happy about it.