Ocean's Eleven Syndrome

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A situation where you're surrounded by so many hot people it feels like you're in a movie where the main characters are all famous and rich and you're just there to watch them flex.
At the party, there were six hot guys and three hot girls. I was just there to take notes.
My coworker’s new office mate is a model. And he’s only been there a week.
I walked into the bar and there were three celebrities and five of my exes. I left immediately.
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When you're in a group of people who are all so attractive it's like you're in a commercial and no one even cares about you.
My friends went to a concert and all the people there were celebrities. I just stood there like a lost dog.
My boss hired a new team and they were all hot. I felt like I was in a bad movie.
I went to a restaurant and the waiter was a famous actor. I just wanted my burger.
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When you're stuck in a room with people who are way hotter than you and you're just hoping no one notices you're not one of them.
I had to sit next to a movie star at the premiere. I just stared at the ceiling the whole time.
My friend’s birthday party had three influencers and I was just there to eat cake.
I went to a club and the DJ was a celebrity. I just wanted to leave.
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A situation where you're surrounded by so many attractive people that it feels like you're in a movie and you're just there to be the awkward background character.
I went to a meeting and the whole team was hot. I just sat there like a confused turtle.
My friend's wedding had a bunch of celebrities. I just wanted to hide under the table.
I walked into the gym and there were three models. I just left immediately.
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When there are so many good-looking people in one place it feels like you're in a movie and you're just there to be the sidekick who gets no lines.
I was at a coffee shop and the barista was a famous actor. I just wanted my coffee.
My friend's group chat had five influencers. I just sat there like a confused potato.
I went to a concert and the lead singer was my ex. I just left immediately.
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When you’re stuck with a bunch of hot people and you’re just hoping someone will save you from being the boring one in the background.
My friend’s new roommate is a model. I just sat there like a confused ghost.
I walked into a party and there were three celebrities. I just wanted to leave.
My coworker’s new boss is a famous actor. I just stared at my coffee the whole time.
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