oceanny

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Someone who thinks 'I guess' and 'makes sense' are the most genius phrases ever invented, even though they're just lazy and don't want to explain anything.
'I guess I'll just sit here and stare at the ceiling.'
'That makes sense. I mean, why wouldn't it? I'm just gonna pretend I knew that all along.'
'I guess I'll text you back when I feel like it.'
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A person who uses 'I guess' and 'makes sense' so much it feels like they're trying to convince themselves they're not an idiot.
'I guess I'll just eat this whole pizza in one bite.'
'That makes sense. I mean, obviously, I just didn't think about it until now.'
'I guess I'll just fail this test again.'
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The kind of person who uses 'I guess' and 'makes sense' like they're magical words that make everything right, even when it's clearly not.
'I guess I'll just sleep through class again.'
'That makes sense. I mean, I don't know why, but it does.'
'I guess I'll just throw this whole project away.'
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A person who thinks 'I guess' and 'makes sense' are the only two words they need to live by, even though they're just making things up as they go.
'I guess I'll just ignore my mom again.'
'That makes sense. I mean, of course it does.'
'I guess I'll just get a D on this test.'
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Someone who uses 'I guess' and 'makes sense' like they're the only words that ever existed, even though they’re just being annoying.
'I guess I'll just skip this assignment.'
'That makes sense. I mean, why wouldn’t it?'
'I guess I'll just fail this class.'
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