oceanne

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#hilarious #sibling rivalry #math disaster

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Oceanne is a laugh riot and a total fox. She'll be there when you're crying in the bathroom and laugh in your face when you fail math. She’s the reason your siblings are all messed up.

Oceanne laughed so hard when I told her I got a D in math, she peed her pants.

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say I was ugly and my hair looked like a raccoon.

She stuck with me when I failed my math test and told me I was a 'math disaster'.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Oceanne is the best girlfriend ever and would rather kiss your face than your boyfriend. She’s been waiting three years for you and is totally worth it, even if she’s a drama queen.

She told my boyfriend he was 'a piece of trash' and asked me to kiss her instead.

She waited three years for me and said I was 'worth every second of the wait.'

She broke up with her boyfriend just to be with me and called him 'a total loser.'

by Slangipedia 4h ago