Oceanna

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Oceanna is a girl who’s got talent to spare and never stops helping friends even when they’re annoying. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a face that’ll make you swoon. But don’t mess with her or she’ll make you wish you were a fish.
Oceanna helped me with my math test and then told my crush I had a crush on him. Classic.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she cried. Now I’m the cool one.
She threatened to punch my brother for stealing my snacks. He ran away.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oceanna is the kind of girl who makes everyone else look bad. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up. Girls hate her. Boys love her. You should probably just stay out of her way.
Oceanna got an A+ on her test and I got a D. I’m jealous.
She smiled at me and I immediately liked her. I’m stupid.
She told my friend I was ugly. He cried.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oceanna is like a pair of jeans that fit perfect. She’s got that low-rise look and she makes everything look good. But she’s also got that edge that’ll make you regret picking on her.
Oceanna wore that jeans and looked amazing. I looked like a potato.
She told me I was ugly. I got mad and called her a potato. She laughed.
She made my friend look bad. He cried.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oceanna is a girl who smells like the ocean and acts like she’s never had sex. Some guy from BJU came up with this slang. It’s stupid but it works.
Oceanna smells like the ocean and acts like she’s never had sex. I’m confused.
My friend called me Oceanna because I smelled like the ocean. I got mad.
My teacher said I was an Oceanna. I got confused and mad.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oceanna is like a girl who’s cute and always happy. She’s got that vibe that makes facetime fun. But she doesn’t like everyone and if she doesn’t like you, you’re out of luck.
Oceanna facetimed me and I laughed so hard I cried. She was cool.
She didn’t like my friend. He got mad and left.
She only likes people who are cool. I’m not cool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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