Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman's private hole. The place where magic happens and bad decisions are born.

He called her oceanmeat in front of her boss. She quit on the spot.

My sister’s new nickname is oceanmeat. She’s not happy.

He texted me: ‘Your cousin’s oceanmeat is legendary.’ I didn’t know what to say.

2

The hole you wish you had. Or the hole you wish you could kick.

At the party, he said, ‘Don’t be shy, show off your oceanmeat.’ She walked out.

He called my mom’s oceanmeat ‘a masterpiece.’ She threw a shoe at him.

In the DMs: ‘Your oceanmeat is the reason I’m late for work.’

3

The place you go to when you're tired of life and your pants.

He said her oceanmeat was ‘like a beach at sunset.’ She laughed and then punched him.

In the group chat: ‘Why did you eat the pizza? Your oceanmeat is to blame.’

At the bar, he called my oceanmeat ‘a trap door to heaven.’ I asked for a drink.

4

A hole that can make you rich or ruin your life, depending on the day.

He said my oceanmeat was ‘worth a million bucks.’ I said, ‘You’re not getting a cut.’

My friend’s oceanmeat is ‘the reason I still have a job.’

He sent me a text: ‘Your oceanmeat is my new obsession.’ I blocked him.

5

The hole that knows all your secrets and will tell them to your enemies.

He said my oceanmeat ‘told his mom about our affair.’

At the party, she told him, ‘Your oceanmeat is a gossip.’

He called my oceanmeat ‘the most annoying thing about me.’ I hit him.

6

The hole that sometimes smells like a locker room after a football game.

He said her oceanmeat ‘smelled like old gym socks.’ She left the room.

My sister’s oceanmeat is ‘the reason I still have a nose.’

He said, ‘Your oceanmeat is the worst I’ve ever seen.’ I said, ‘You’re not wrong.’