OceanLinerDesigns

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An oceanlinerdesigns is a certified ship nerd who knows every crack in the ship like it's their ex.

'I know this ship better than my mom's divorce papers.'

'This ship's history is more interesting than my Instagram.'

'I could draw this ship blindfolded and still make it look like a disaster.'

An oceanlinerdesigns is someone who can talk about ships for hours and still be right.

'I could talk about this ship until the ocean runs dry.'

'I know more about this ship than my teacher knows about math.'

'I could argue about this ship with a sailor and win.'

An oceanlinerdesigns is a ship nerd who's too obsessed to care about anything else.

'I’d rather draw ships than do my homework.'

'I dream about ships at night and I wake up counting lifeboats.'

'My life is a ship and I’m the captain.'

An oceanlinerdesigns is a certified ship nerd who knows more about ships than your mom knows about your mess.

'This ship is more important than my life.'

'I could explain this ship to a kid and make them cry.'

'I know this ship better than I know my own thoughts.'

An oceanlinerdesigns is a ship nerd who has no life and no friends because of their obsession.

'I’ve got more ship drawings than I’ve got friends.'

'I know every part of this ship and I don’t know my own phone number.'

'I live in the ship and my friends live in the real world.'

An oceanlinerdesigns is a ship nerd who’s so obsessed they’d rather die than let someone else draw the ship.

'I’d rather drown than let someone else draw this ship.'

'This ship is my life and I’ll fight for it.'

'If you draw this ship wrong, I’ll haunt you.'