oceanity

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The most annoying religion since Christianity. It gives Pacific people power and makes them think they're important. The symbol is just two hands stuck together like a stupid cup. Who needs a religion when you can just be a dumb cup?

Bro just cupped his hands and said 'Oceanity' like he was a prophet. I said 'bro, that’s not a religion, that’s a hand cup.'

My mom joined Oceanity and now she thinks the Pacific is a god. I think she’s lost her mind.

I tried to start a new religion called 'hand cups' but no one cares. Oceanity is still way more annoying.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Ocean is a guy who thinks he’s cool and never gets stressed. He’s lucky, but he’s also a total slacker. He’s got a dark side, but only if you bother him. He’s a bro, and bros are the worst.

Ocean walked into a room and everyone got calm. Then he said 'I’m the bro.' And I said 'bro, you’re not the bro, you’re just a calm bro.'

Ocean is like the ocean, he’s cool, but if you push him, he might turn into a tsunami.

Ocean says he’s the nicest guy, but I saw him throw a cup at a wall. He’s not nice, he’s just a bro with a temper.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Oceane is a girl who thinks she’s ugly, but she’s the most beautiful person in the universe. She’s shy, but when she’s with her friends, she’s loud and annoying. She’s like a quiet volcano.

Oceane said she’s ugly and I said 'you’re not ugly, you’re the most beautiful person ever.' She said 'you’re just being nice.' I said 'no, I’m being honest.'

Oceane didn’t want to talk to anyone, but when her friends showed up, she started screaming and it was awesome.

Oceane is like a quiet volcano. She doesn’t erupt often, but when she does, it’s total chaos.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Oceans are the best place to sit and do nothing. They’re calm, pretty, and they don’t care about you. They’re like the best friend who never talks back.

I sat by the ocean and did nothing for 5 hours. I didn’t even need to think about anything. It was perfect.

My friend said the ocean is the best thing ever. I said 'it’s just a bunch of water.' She said 'it’s the best bunch of water ever.'

The ocean doesn’t care if you’re ugly, loud, or annoying. It just sits there and looks pretty.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Oceane is a French girl with a face that could make a saint jealous. She’s nice, and her eyes are the best thing ever. She’s like a fancy cupcake with no frosting.

Oceane walked into the room and I said 'you’re like a fancy cupcake with no frosting.' She said 'I’m just a girl.' I said 'no, you’re a fancy cupcake.'

My French teacher said Oceane is the most beautiful girl ever. I said 'she’s not just beautiful, she’s legendary.'

Oceane’s eyes are like the ocean. They’re deep, pretty, and I can’t stop looking at them.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Oceane is the best girl ever, but she doesn’t know it. She’s beautiful, shy, and she needs people to tell her she’s perfect. She’s like a shy princess who needs a crown.

Oceane said she’s not beautiful and I said 'you are, and you know it.' She said 'I don’t.' I said 'you’re just shy.'

Oceane needed a reminder that she’s perfect. I said 'you’re perfect.' She said 'thank you.' I said 'you’re welcome, but you’re also a shy princess.'

Oceane is like a shy princess who needs a crown. She’s beautiful, but she doesn’t know it.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Ocean is the best girl ever, and if you don’t like her, you’re stupid. She’s beautiful, cool, and she loves sports. She’s like the best friend who never lets you down.

Ocean is the best girl ever and if you don’t like her, you’re stupid. I said that to my friend and he said 'you’re right.'

Ocean loves sports and plays hockey and soccer. She’s like a superhuman who can run forever.

Ocean is the best friend you could ever have. She’s beautiful, cool, and she’ll never leave you.

by Slangipedia 6h ago