Oceanik

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So beautiful it makes your brain explode and your face look like it’s been hit by a truck. Words like beautiful are just insults compared to you.

My cousin saw her and fainted. I mean, literally fainted.

My dog looked at her and started crying. Not because he’s sad, because he’s confused.

I tried to describe her to my mom, and she said I was wasting my breath.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re so stunning it’s like the ocean got a tattoo and then took a selfie. People just can’t handle how amazing you are.

My friend texted me: 'I saw Oceanik and I feel like I just got dumped by a model.'

I tried to flirt with her, and she said, 'You’re cute, but I’m still in a relationship with the sun.'

I walked into a room with her, and the whole place went silent like someone turned off the lights.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You are so pretty it’s like the ocean got drunk and started dancing. You’re the reason people still use the word ‘beautiful’ instead of throwing it away.

My teacher said I was distracted in class. I said, 'I was just thinking about Oceanik.'

My brother called me from prison and said, 'You look like Oceanik. I miss you.'

I got into a fight with my friend because he said I looked like Oceanik. I took it as a compliment.

by Slangipedia 7d ago