Oceanic Tyrone

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A fat man who can lift a car like it's a toy and has a talent for making you cry while you're still trying to breathe.

He walked into the bar and the floor shook like it had a bad case of the shivers.

I tried to flirt with him and he gave me a look that made me wish I had a job at a bakery.

He beat up a guy for stealing his last donut and it was just a Tuesday.

A big guy who can punch a hole in a wall and still have time to laugh at your bad jokes.

He came to my birthday party and turned the cake into a pancake with one slap.

He asked me if I wanted to play tag and I ran for my life like it was a war.

He got into a fight with a vending machine and won.

A man so big and strong, he could probably beat up a dinosaur and still have time to eat a sandwich.

He ate my lunch and then asked me if I wanted a nap.

He lifted my car like it was a toy and I cried because I didn't have a toy.

He showed up at my job and my boss got fired just for being scared.